Friday, October 24, 2008

Much ado about nothing.

If you have a loved one, you never realise how good you had it till it's gone, but absence makes the heart grow fonder. But don't you worry, love will find a way, even though its more like out of sight, out of mind.

Good things come to those who wait, but time and tide wait for no man. So should I sit at home and twiddle my thumbs or not?

If you have a dream, seize the day, but then again, haste makes waste. And besides, Rome wasn't built in a day. Fools rush in, but don't put off to tomorrow what you can do today!

Are you confunded yet?

If every cloud has a silver lining, then excuse my french, but what's the fucking point if all good things come to an end?

If a picture paints a thousand words, and actions speak louder than words, then is actions > a picture or the other way round? Silence is golden so anyone up for pictionary or charades?

If its the little things in life that count and if less is more, then what the hell is united we stand, divided we fall?

If a fool and his money are easily parted, then why is it goddamned so that ignorance is bliss?

Einstein's a smart guy right? He says Imagination is more important than knowledge. So all that forewarned is forearmed nonsense? Don't buy it.

Keep your enemies close, but when blood is thicker than water, am I supposed to love my family if they screw me over?

Charity covers a multitude of sins and it begins at home - this means a multitude of sins begins at home? So much for home is where the heart is - we must be all heathens.

Variety is the spice of life, but better to be safe than sorry! East, west, home's best. So stay at home with your barrage of sins. And anyways, curiosity killed the cat. You might die if you leave your house.

But dead men tell no tales, so look on the bright side, no one will air your dirty laundry.

To make a long story short, my tongue in cheek, do turn a blind eye and remember that god helps those who help themselves, but don't count your chickens before they hatch.

Life is full of contradictions. let's just all sit at home and sin and die.

Friday, October 03, 2008

Walk on your own road.

I've never understood why people like to compare themselves with anybody else. Specifically, me.

Do not compare yourself with me.

I'm uniquely retarded in my own way so I'll do things my way, thank you very much.

I don't understand why people think I'm so weird. I AM weird. I know that.

But hey, it's MY weird life, MY weird way of doing things and MY weird way of thinking.

everyone has their own paths to walk. I'll never try your way, because its not going to work for me.

Just like my way's totally not going to work for you.

So walk on your own road.

And I'll walk on mine.