bored blogger.

:: Disclaimer: I'm bored. woot. ::

Which is why, helpful person that I am (Silly too), I have kindly created a list of activities we can all do (and it won't cost you anything - ok well it won't cost an arm or a leg) while you're twiddling your thumbs at home. ( if you're interested and would give it a go, well please let me know how it went.)

Here we go.

1.) Got Milk? Got Soap? Got moisturizer? Make your own spa.
I've been known to put every kind of body soap I have (yes, ALL + soap bars that I've rubbed furiously to create nice bubbles) + milk ( Full cream is best) + moisturizer (Please don't use facial moisturizer unless it's the kind you bought ages ago but never used / got for xmas and completely hated. Use Body moisturizer).
Fill it up, lie down and soooooak it all up.
(Note: Use Hot - Warm water for best results. Remember to finish off with a COLD (yes, cold. Ice cold if you can.) shower. Your body will thank you for it.)

2.) Watch Telly, but instead of mindlessly zombie-ing through a flicker of channels doing that 'watched that. hate that. crap. crap. hate that." thing, flick to the most disgusting channel you can find and make stupid comments (yes, talking to yourself does not classify as a mental problem). Obviously, you can only do this for a fairly short time until you get annoyed, but its fairly fun while it lasts.

Alternatively, you can always watch national geographic and watch animals rutting. It's like porn in the wild. (yeah no, that was a joke. Please don't try that. But if you do, DON'T let me know.)

3.) Have a nap. As in, create your own "nest"/ "fort" of blankets and pillows, curl up, take silly pictures of yourself lying in your "nest" / "fort" and then have a snooze for a bit.

4.) Cook. And I don't mean your tried and tested sure won't fail recipe that everyone's eaten to their funeral, but a new recipe. Work with whatchu got. Whatever you've got in your fridge, pathetic though it may be, make up something nice. Or you can borrow my cooking phrase/saying/thesis:- "cook shit, eat shit".

5.) Surf the net looking for strangeass games. I don't know how many of youse have played ganguro girl (thanks candy!), but tell me how soon you hit first base/homerun/got lucky. Try www.ebaumsworld.com for some kickass games.

6.) if ya have a garden, make a flower arrangement. you'd be surprised what you can get.

7.) Switch on your favourite tunes LOUD and have a blast dancing and singing. No one is going to know even if they hear you, and you can even brush up on your karaoke skills at the same time.
(* my favourite - i do it even when i'm not bored.)

8.) Take a walk around your neighbourhood. But don't walk your usual way/route, take a detour. You'd be surprised how much has changed. (or maybe that's just me - my neighbourhood was in renovation b4 i went off to perf and now that i'm back, all the houses have developed into swanky, modern homes. shocking.)

9.) Do a mask - cucumber, honey, aloe vera, whatever. oats + honey and milk make a good moisturizing scrub. (please note that you first wash your face with WARM water, then pile on the mask THICK, and then wash off with warm water after however long you like, and then finish off with a COLD water splash. don't moisturize after- you don't need it. your skin will be baby smooth and soft. really.)

10.) ** BEST OPTION **
Make a list of things you want to do, stuff you want to buy, places you've always dreamed of going to, etc. Whatever you want, really.
One day, I will publish my list of wants into a "GOLD LIST BOOK".
Oh, and kindly make sure they are as MATERIAL as possible (i.e.: tangibles >unless it's a boyfriend, you get 3 points for that one), and as golddigger type as possible. That makes it more fun. I mean, its no fun if you're doing the whole "i want to be happy" thing. cmon. be as materialistic as possible.

I'll start off with an example:-

1.) I want a car. (Note: kindly don't stop there, elaborate and be as fancy as you possibly can -this is fantasy, remember)
Brand: Bugatti (maybe i'll buy the company and call it peejay.)
Model: Veyron (obviously only out in 2006, but nvm this is fantasy, and hopefully reality when bugattis fall out of fashion and become cheapcheap, like giordano which used to be cool and abit expensive but now has become fodder for the penny-pinching).
Colour: Platinum. Because I want a platinum plated car. (I actually think platinum is very cool, like chrome, but not so obiang/tasteless.)
My car can be one big mirror, so i can be oh-so-cool and apply lip gloss while staring at my car. Stylin'.
Extras: Automatic and power EVERYTHING. I won't hire an ahmad/driver because I can afford crashes if I *most likely* will have crashes. I must have GOLD RIMS. (ok, not gold plated (too cheapcheap), but GOLD as in 18K gold, yeah?) I want ONE BIGASS diamond (note: rose diamonds, the debeers type, not the shite you can buy in poh heng, ok) gear shift, I want an emerald encrusted timepiece (like franck mueller) on my dashboard. I want to have mink seats, so my ass can be carressed by dead baby animals, I want to have my very own specialized perfume always wafting through the car so it will always smell like orchids.

Ok i'll stop there because it's getting too flamboyant *cough* royal! *cough* ... but you get the idea. Let me know your ideas! I welcome all comments! PLEASE!!! #%$&^# gimme comments!

::Note: I've just read through my post and i've realised that the title of my music video (i.e.: aerosmith's CRAZY) is very apt for all the crap i just wrote.::