Things that make me go ARRGHHHHHH. (sung in tune with Macca's CM 'Things that make u go hmmmm'
There are loads of stuff that makes me go ARRRGGHHH.
purely because I am a very strict regimented person (WHAHAHAHAHA ok maybe not) but loads of things seem to make me really irritated really easily. I have compiled a short (and defo not complete - there are LOADS more except I want everyone to think that I am a nice person, so I shall not blog the whole list - besides that its impossible, because the list is seemingly endless at this point.) list of
Things that make me go ARRGGHHHH:
1. When STUUUUPID Peter Crouch tries to perform a header goal. He is the same height as the goal post, so when u try a stupid manuever like that, PETER CROTCH, you should ANGLE YOUR HEAD so that the ball actually can go into the net instead of bouncing off the bar. And I know he does score goals, but it is a 1/10,000,00000,00000 offchance that it happens.
2. When STUUUPID Peter Crotch tries to perform bicycle kicks that end up with the ball going in the complete opposite directions. Really, just don't try it. Because your bicycle kicks suck. And you suck. YOU STUPID GIRAFFE-MAN.
3. When I have mistakenly pressed the Ctrl key on my phone and everything I type seems to come out in symbols. And I keep trying with every button on the keypad for the next few hours, strongly believing that my phone is seriously damaged. Then I discover that it was my mistake.
4. When I almost trip and fall in the mrt escalator, trying to catch the train, only to find myself stuck behind a few deaf people (EXCUSE ME CAN - no response) , then having the mrt doors close in front of my face when I finally manage to reach the train platform.
5. When people call me auntie. (I AM NOT A BLOODY AUNTIE CAN)
6. When I try to speak meagre french-glish to french people whose english is of the same or worse quality. (one day I shall share my 'unclear' story- heeheehee)
7. When I watch videos on youtube, then the video takes a few decades to load, and then it turns out it only plays the first 10 seconds of a 35 min video clip.
8. When I try to download free music downloads of a song that I reallyreally want. And then I discover there is static in the intro.
OK 8 is a FAT number. I shall stop here. hehe.
I am sure everyone shares the same thoughts, come on let me know if u feel the same.
;)
I was here - pj @ 8:45 PM
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Hello! Fooo!
2 posts in a day?
I don't know about the Peter Crotch parts. But I get extremely irritated as well, when I say excuse me, and people do not respond. I'd just shout in their ear excuse me, again. I'm mean that way. Heh.
For me, the ultimate 'ARGH' thing when I'm the MRT station is when the damn gantry closes on me. Damn.
OMG was PISSING myself laughing at ur Peter Crotch analogy!!!!! sigh, it's sooo funny cos it's true!!!! the boy is soo tall and lanky that he doesn't even need to jump for the header. IDIOT!!! altho u know wot the cruel thing is (other than watching him play)?? when the national anthem is playing, they always make him stand nxt to michael owen who is like the height of a midget! now that's just mean ppls
PS no offence to the English fans out there, I too, support England!
Leenz
really got nothing to do in the office, just reading and reading and reading your entries.........laugh and laugh and laugh
wat you have encountered, happens everywhere, everytime , and sounds so familiar to me
momiji
u are now in Thailand
while i m in this little island
just finished my job, got nothing to do
got no idea wat to do if i got something to tell u
and so..........thought of dropping a msg here, supposed to be used for leaving comments
instead, i use it as a place to drop down messages!!
wondering how many times are u going to watch MESSENGER?
dun noe why, when we like something , we will tend to do the same thing again and again!!lol
anyway thx for your msg
cya
have a good time in Thailand
u are now in Thailand
while i m in this little island
just finished my job, got nothing to do
got no idea wat to do if i got something to tell u
and so..........thought of dropping a msg here, supposed to be used for leaving comments
instead, i use it as a place to drop down messages!!
wondering how many times are u going to watch MESSENGER?
dun noe why, when we like something , we will tend to do the same thing again and again!!lol
anyway thx for your msg
cya
have a good time in Thailand
momiji
abs: hehe yes 2 cos i am unfortunately, an extremely bored person. :)
and peter crotch seriously irritates me (cos i'm backing ing-guh-lund)
and its not mean to shout in people's ears when they are ignoring you. it is perfectly acceptable to assume that they are deaf and dumb. oh, and blind.
so for the mentally and physically retarded, we can go ahead with violence. I am sure they just think of it as an extended form of caring.
sian: heehee. seriously? the gantry closes on you? honestly speaking, that has only happened to me once and it was just the edge of my jeans cuff that got caught. hehe. and i've only seen one person seriously get caught in the gantry. but it was a female.
linda: yes, peter crotch is a severe liability to ing-guh-lundd. heehee and michael owen is sort of like.. a midget. and he's shite now. absolute crap.
momiji: konnichiwa! arigato for visiting my blog. i haven't watched messenger yet, but i will, i remember i have 2 weeks.
daijobu desuyo, i'll defo return in on time. :)
Why got people call you auntie??? Small kids is it?
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